What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 08:03

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Dr No
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Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”